Top Things of 2014: David Letterman Made List-Making Seem Effortless

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Posted with permission from National Post

Before we ring out this year of Gone Girl, Groot and Grumpy Cat, we presents a special series dedicated to the list to end all lists. Here are the shows we wish would go away (2 Broke Girls) and the hosts we’d like to stay (Letterman).

TOP 6 CINEMATIC MINUTES OF TV

1-6. The single-take shot — no edits, no cuts — in True Detective’s intense fourth episode

TOP 14 GUESTS OF BOB’S BURGERS, THE YEAR’S TOP SITCOM

1. Zach Galifianakis as Chet
2. Kevin Kline as Mr. Fischoeder
3. Jenny Slate as Tammy
4. David Wain as Courtney
5. Jeffrey Tambor as Captian Flarty
6. Patton Oswalt as the Moody Foodie
7. Michael Madsen as “Kevin Costner”
8. Jon Glaser as Jiaro
9. Ken Jeong as Dr. Yap
10. Nick Offerman as Cooper
11. Katherine Hahn as Jessica
12. Cyndi Lauper as Taffy Butt
13. Ben Schwartz as Josh
14. Andre Royo as himself

TOP 30 TV SHOWS THAT WE WISH WOULD GO AWAY ALREADY

1. 2 Broke Girls
2. Anger Management
3. The Bachelor/Bachelorette
4. The Big Bang Theory
5. Criminal Minds
6. CSI
7. Dancing With the Stars
8. Dallas
9. Duck Dynasty
10. ET Canada
11. Family Guy
12. The Following
13. The Goldbergs
14. Gotham
15. Grey’s Anatomy
16. Hawaii Five-0
17. Heartland
18. Hemlock Grove
19. Just for Laughs: Gags
20. The League (everyone here literally has better things to do)
21. The Mysteries of Laura
22. Mulaney (He’s so funny! Just not here!)
23. NCIS
24. NCIS: Los Angeles
25. NCIS: New Orleans
26. The Newsroom (didn’t end nearly soon enough)
27. Ray Donovan
28. Real Housewives of Anything (Real Hotwives of Orlando, however …)
29. Stalker
30. The Strain (ick)

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TOP 5 CUT SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SKITS

1. “Wing” starring Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett
2. “Tweet” starring Aidy Bryant and Edward Norton
3. “Def TED Talks” starring Jay Pharaoh
4. “Testicules” starring Andy Samberg
5. “Nickelodeon Show” starring Keenan Thompson

TOP 10 REASONS WE’LL MISS DAVID LETTERMAN

1. The best grin in late-night
2. Stupid Human Tricks
3. Stupid Pet Tricks
4. CBS Mailbag
5. That insane extortion scandal that no one seems to remember
6. We got all our news from “Know Your Current Events”
7. Alan Kalter
8. He is not above taking a selfie with his successor
9. Someone has to take care of Paul Shaffer, and it will not be us
10. He made list-making seem effortless. It is not.

 

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